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Complete Cessation of All Respiratory Illness Following Implementation of the McCauley Four Pillar Wellness System: Why One Canadian Outlived Everyone's Expectations, Including His Cardiologist's, His Own, and Frankly Ours

exodus — Institute of Questionable Science · July 2026

The McCauley Four Pillar Wellness System (M4PWS), comprising daily Dominican cigar air pre-filtration, semi-regular Crown Royal or Old Forester whisky internal sterilization, infrared sauna thermal acceleration therapy, and cold shower recovery protocol, has been extensively documented in Papers 1 and …

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Dominican Cigar Smoke as a Viable SARS-CoV-2 Prophylactic Air Filtration System in a High-Exposure Essential Worker Population of One: A Single-Patient Uncontrolled Study Conducted Entirely Without Government Authorization, Institutional Oversight, or Common Sense

exodus — Institute of Questionable Science · July 2026

The SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020-2023 resulted in hundreds of millions of infections worldwide, devastating economies, healthcare systems, and the personal freedom of the global population to do anything enjoyable. Governments responded with lockdowns, mask mandates, social distancing protocols, and the …

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Internal Sterilization via Single Malt Protocol Combined with Infrared Thermal Acceleration and Cold Shock Recovery Therapy in a Single Enlarged Aorta Patient: A Longitudinal 8-Year Case Study with Surprisingly Positive Results

exodus — Institute of Questionable Science · July 2026

This paper presents findings from an unprecedented 8-year longitudinal case study examining the cardiovascular effects of daily internal sterilization via Canadian whisky protocol — hereafter referred to as the McCauley Internal Sterilization Method (MISM) — combined with infrared sauna thermal …